“When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it’s a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them” - Tom Dorrance
Mashup of Aesop Rocks “None Shall Pass” remixed using samples of Andrew Bird..
excuse me what
It takes John Watson to save your life.
Trust me, he has saved mine so many times
and in so many ways.
*youth pastor voice* girls don’t lead your brothers astray
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back